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Make it Random   Immature is a word Boring people Call People with Imagination.

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

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I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

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mexicanthighs:

nokindofhome:

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living-on:

thecurl-istheword:

ariegogetit:

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solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

That sprite remix tho..

OH MY GOD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH

FRUITOPIA WAS MY SHIT

I tried so hard to find that damn purple ketchup again.

the gas prices make me want to punch babies

Those uh oh Oreos were my fucking shit

I remember all of these. I had both of those Lion King spoons too.

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aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

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armaniblanco:

luvvdivine:

Someone on Twitter said Taylor Swift is built like a single crab leg. *flatlines* Please wear red suits and matching dyeable slingbacks to my funegro because I might don’t make it! *DEAD*

NIGGA!!!!

armaniblanco:

luvvdivine:

Someone on Twitter said Taylor Swift is built like a single crab leg. *flatlines* Please wear red suits and matching dyeable slingbacks to my funegro because I might don’t make it! *DEAD*

NIGGA!!!!

— 1 day ago with 987 notes