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Make it Random   Immature is a word Boring people Call People with Imagination.

the library is officially closed

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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— 10 hours ago with 48749 notes

istroyleracarb:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

This is literal genius.

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eastsideniggas:

freshtobloodclaut:

eric-andre-appreciation-blog:

requiredchaos:

tyleroakley:

kingjaffejoffer:

cartelgathering:

russellmiller:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

omg

lmao

HIS RESPONSE

stop. omg.

Again

Lol #realnigga

you actually see the nigga take a second to recall just how thick she was

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— 10 hours ago with 51893 notes
idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

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— 10 hours ago with 130787 notes

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like

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— 10 hours ago with 8580 notes

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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